One weekend recently, Devorah went to a country craft fair and seeing some tile coasters with wine label decorations had one of those ‘aha’ moments characterized by the clearly recognizable cry of the Crappy Crafter in the Wild:
‘I could do that!’
She could and she did and she got the Crappy Crafters involved. Here’s how:
1. Devorah buys tiles at a local big box hardware store, and then scores some crafting goop (the kind that rhymes with’ hodge podge’.) She also buys little felt circles for ‘feet’ at a big chain craft store
2. On the big night of the coasters, crafters bring their own clip art or soaked-off wine labels. A word about soaking wine labels off of wine bottles. If you soak wine bottles in water, every third or fourth label will come off intact and the others will peel off in icky shreds. After cursing several icky soaked wine labels, I ‘Googled’ the term ‘wine bottle labels’ and clicked ‘images’ and then printed out labels on my printer. Devorah’s husband R. advised us that beer labels come off bottles better than wine labels do, so we took his word for it and used some of his beer labels from exotic Hawaiian beers.
3. Take a tile. Spread goop on it and on back of label (or other paper image to be affixed to tile). Squish it down from center out. Wait. Spread 2 or 3 more layers of goop on top of tile after waiting for it to dry in between layers.
4. Affix little felt circles to the bottom of tile to protect your furniture.
5. Leave your tiles at Devorah’s house and she will finish them off by spraying with high gloss acrylic spray and give them to you next time you meet to craft.
6. There you have it! Thanks to Devorah and R. for their inspired idea and selfless drinking of exotic beer so we could use their beer labels.
Next we tried to get R’s sangria recipe out of him and it went something like this:
R’s Sangria for Crafters or Others –
Use white wine and cranberry vodka, not cranberry brandy, to flavor it…or was it the other way around? Oh well, just use your favorite sangria recipe and enjoy while crafting, but always remember, drink the beverage, but never so much that you start dipping your foam brush in the sangria and drinking the paint-brush water. And have a designated driver of course. All other passengers must hold craft supplies, and platters of food.